The Demise of the Tooth Fairy Kids Activities Blog
Many years ago, before my second built-in fifty-fifty HAD teeth, I bought 2 Tooth Fairy Kits. One pinkish set, 1 blue. They came with a little packet of fairy dust, a velveteen drawstring purse and a stack of notes from the tooth fairy printed on fairy stationary.
Both my kids, the oldest especially, have been "late bloomers" in the tooth loss department. He was the only kid in the 2nd grade with all his babe teeth.
He'south now in centre schoolhouse and STILL has a lot of teeth left to lose. I don't know how many. Does anyone out in that location know how many teeth kids lose? Exercise I lose Good Mommy Points for not knowing this?
In the Tooth Fairy Kit, every note is a scrap different. They all say how proud the Fairy is for their bravery in the face up of molar loss, how cute and well-cared for that particular molar is, and what the fairy is going to practise with the tooth. Some notes allude to the fact that this was an especially hard tooth to lose, or possibly took a long time. At that place is e'er a reminder to continue to exercise skillful dental hygiene.
When the Fairy beginning started visiting our home, she signed all the notes "Moonbeam." And then, one weekend we were camping ground in Yosemite and my girl lost a tooth (do I get Expert Mommy Points for remembering to pack the Molar Fairy Kit for vacation?), and then that annotation was signed "Awahnee." Teeth were also lost in Costa rica, and though I don't recall which particular Fairy signed the note, foreign currency was left. When nosotros relocated to Texas, the notes started being signed by "Cadet Tooth" and more recently, just manifestly "Buck."
Anyway…. my oldest has lost two teeth this past month. I think his mouth is getting sick and tired of those babe teeth squatters and is going to beginning evicting them in rapid order.
I dug out the Tooth Fairy notes from their height-clandestine hiding identify, and there are only two notes left.
Annotation #1 was left nether his pillow with the usual monetary compensation and I liberally sprinkled Fairy Grit all over Aidan. Later on all, just one visit to go, I might besides not skimp on the Fairy Grit.
Aidan showers every morning before schoolhouse, so the Fairy Dust shouldn't be a trouble. Except that it sort of gets all over everything, and he'd merely die, DIE, D-I-E I tell you, if he had to go to Large Bad Heart School with Fairy Dust twinkling from amongst his clothing and hair. He complained. Repeatedly.
So, when the next tooth came out, I kinda rushed the Tooth Fairy ritual. It was the holiday flavor and I was tired. No Fairy Dust and I forgot to sign the note "Cadet" like usual. I didn't even look at the notation. Besides, I however had to hide the $%&* elf-on-the-shelf.
Aidan stomps down the stairs in the morning and thrusts the note under my nose. "Look at this!" he demands. I take the note and hold it farther from my 45-yr old eyes, scanning it quickly only to make certain I didn't accidentally put the Tooth Fairy Kit Instructions under his pillow or another gross error.
"How nice! A notation from the Tooth Fairy!" I say.
"Read that!" he points to the 2d paragraph:"This diamond will take a special place in my tiara, the other fairies have chosen me to be Queen of the Fairy Ball" the note says.
"That doesn't sound like BUCK!" he proclaims.
"Um…. information technology must non accept been? Encounter, son, there'due south no signature. Must've been a substitute Fairy?" He but glares at me. "I think that possibly this is your last visit from the Tooth Fairy anyway, what practice y'all remember?"
He fixes me with that oh-so-superior middle-school glare and mumbles " Whatever ."
Fairies. &%$# Elves. Bunnies. Fatty men is red fur-trimmed suits.
Whatever , indeed.
When she's non chauffeuring over-scheduled children or procrastinating most the housework, Pam tin can be found scratching her head in her garden, making a behemothic mess in her kitchen, channeling her inner redneck, or sneaking off for a bubble bathroom with a fatty novel. Her monotonous adventures are chronicled in painful detail here.
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